All right. This is when we were given the first big-screen live-action Ninja Turtle movie. Number 10: Donatello: I think I swallowed a frog. Since even the first movie, we've been hopin' for him, and aside from Shredder, he's the main villain in the show. Instead, he disappears. That's my fuckin' point! The Nerd manages to stop it from falling out of the VHS cover.) And then when those thugs all gang up on him, we know he's in deep shit. We see him switch weapon to a hammer. Would it be Ninja Turtles III: The Advent of Krang, Ninja Turtles III: The Revenge of Shredder, Ninja Turtles III: uh, Enter Dimension X, Ninja Turtles III: um, Here Comes the Technodrome!? I mean, a whole new level. Raphael: But, you know, things might get a little nuts. The only way he was able to show how he feels about … Seeing the movies as a kid, it was like, "They're coming. Think back to the late 80s, and if you weren't there, then just try to imagine. Because, I don't think I am. Some of it aired on CBS Saturday mornings. That would've actually been more effective. Well, the next year, to my surprise, there was Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. Well yeah, it is. You ready? And we would get to see live-action incarnations of many of our favorite characters yet to come. Find exactly what you're looking for! History Talk (0) Comments Share. But, no! I mean, it was cool the first time, but geez! With James Rolfe. And besides, they never say "Damn!" Some of it aired in syndication on weekday afternoons. It was one of the most exciting moments I ever had in a cinema. So, what happens to him? Rate. That's 1. Let that be an indication of the blank, empty imagination employed within and the void it left in our hearts. First, we see a weapon smash out a street light, which we can identify as Raphael's sai. This was like the big kid version of Ninja Turtles. I mean, it's so bad it's great, but Turtles III is just so bad, it's bad. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 ( 1,195 ) IMDb 4.8 1 h 35 min 1993 X-Ray PG The Turtles have defeated their nemesis Shredder but are still forced to hide in the depths of the subway system. Yeah, Turtles II had its share of stupidity, like when they crash through a wall, and they find out that Vanilla Ice happens to be performing at a club, right next door to the bad guy's hideout, and he's able to just bust out a Ninja rap all of a sudden? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a 1989 action-adventure video game developed by Konami for the NES and released by its subsidiary companies Ultra Games in North America and Palcom Software in Europe. My friends and I all debated what it would be. The Nerd: (exclaims) I still can't believe it. Now you might be sayin', "Well that's your opinion." The Nerd: The battle scenes got us all pumped up. Raph and the junkyard, 3. They talk like sock puppets! (The Nerd mumbles trying to imitate Raphael). The Nerd: (laughs) Oh, God. (A clip of April tied up in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Arcade Game is shown) Nerd (vo): Yeah, April is known for always being saved. Be the first one to write a review. Not to mention those awesome turtle moves. Nothing. The Nerd: Now, I gotta pause this because I gotta ask, how many times have you seen this shot in a movie? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Season 3 Episode 19 - Tale of the Yokai - Full Episode. So, is there anything I like? I feel like I have to turn the volume down, and face the TV toward the wall and watch in a dark corner somewhere where nobody will ever know. NC: Hello, and welcome to the Angry Video Game Nerd/Nostalgia Critic review. Yes, it can. Not only is this the worst line of the movie, it's probably the worst line ever spoken in a motion picture. The joke in the first movie is "Cowabunga. And look at how Raph nudges Mike as if saying, "Yeah, that was a good one!" Quite the same Wikipedia. They couldn't do a special effect for a splash? Donatello: Hey, you were expecting, maybe, uh, The Addams Family? :The Extra-Terrestrial (1982), an adaptation of the film E.T. Turtle tantrum. Well, no. Diego Maradona. It's a guilty pleasure. It was like landing on the 0 in Roulette. It's a little more abrupt, but it works in a different sort of way. Donatello: Yeah, Larry, Curly, and Moe. Next, we see a little glimpse from the sewer hole, then we see their shadows and we know at this moment, that right when they come around that corner, we are about to see for the first time the live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen. I'm a Turtle and I can't get up! That turtle duck thing is really getting old. [As we continue on to the next episode, April, Casey the Turtles and everyone we saw buried Splinter in April's farm, where the Kraang invasion started in season 3, pay their final respects at Splinter's grave. (Begins to laugh anyway.). The Nerd: So, just in case we don't know the names of the Three Stooges, be sure to say 'em all. The interactive transcript could not be loaded. With James Rolfe. And the final battle, all the Turtles against the Foot Clan and then Shredder. Just better. The Nerd: I remember seeing that line in the commercial and I couldn't even believe he said it. Be the first one to write a review. (punches the tape). No! Watch. Even the voice acting's horrible! TMNT Written by Kevin Munroe Created by Kevin Eastman & Peter Laird First Draft Polish August 5, 2005 FADE IN: EXT. So, what's the best way to end a shitty movie? And that pissed me off because he was my favorite Turtle. Yeah, that's right. It's like the actors were actually making fun of it because it was so ridiculous. The Nerd: So, now that a Ninja Turtles sequel existed, we knew at this point that there was gonna be another. The camera pans to see the destruction of the VHS copy of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III," accompanied by the "Level complete" music, from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" for the NES, before the scene fades to black.). Transcript of 2007 AVGN Episode TMNT 3 Movie Review Transcript of 2008 AVGN Episode Chronologically Confused About The Legend of Zelda Timeline Transcript of 2009 AVGN Episode Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle Maybe if they made it take place in the Old West instead and it began with a train robbery, that's the only way that it could be more shallow. Well, that's what I was hoping for. The Nerd: In the first Turtle movie, we don't see them right away. But, what they could do is make him implode. I mean, come on! Turtle tantrum. Reviews There are no reviews yet. It was one of the biggest clichés of the time. Totally radical! The movie actually fades from the rat to Splinter implying that that rat is Splinter's ancestor. I think of this movie as the end of the 80s and the beginning of the 90s. See Nostalgia Critic & AVGN: TMNT 2014 review here. In Turtles III, there's the fight at the dungeon with no Michelangelo. Raph on the rooftops and the rest of the Turtles joining in, that's 3. This guy, Walker's running away from the Turtles, but, oops, he forgot his bird. The answer is just a big "Fuck you!" Leo is the last one to leave.] So, we wanted the movies to represent those characters. ... AVGN — Super Mario Bros 3 — Rus-Reploid - Duration: 16:36. I mean, come on! Big Boy falls, same thing. Ninja Turtles were the fuckin' shit. I might forget. Everyone fuckin' loses. Oh, Raph, come on. In the first movie, he falls into a garbage truck; Casey Jones activates the compactor, and crushes the fuck out of him. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (sometimes with the subtitle Turtles in Time) is a 1993 martial arts superhero comedy film written and directed by Stuart Gillard.Based on the fictional superhero team the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it is the sequel to the film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) and is the final installment of the original trilogy. Take him to the castle. Well, anyway, that's 1. It felt like it was a necessary sequel since it advanced the story further and it pit the turtles against other mutants made by the same ooze that mutated them. Error: please try again. Are you shitting me up the ass? Number 3: Donatello: Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety, sleezeball! He looks like fuckin' roadkill! Then the fight at the lab, that's 2. The Addams Family was probably the last fuckin' thing that'd ever come to my mind when I think of Ninja Turtles. The Angry Video Game Nerd (2004– ) ... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3: Part 1. But, right before we hear what Splinter says, let's go back to Turtles I again. That's enough of that shit! The Nerd: There's not as many fighting scenes, either. You will have to kill me first. I know I was. The other ones were corny, but this is beyond corny. 7. I can't think of another film at the time that had such a big impact on the youth and it just reached to the culture. In Turtles I, there's Raph vs. Casey. Just to prove my case, let's look back at the other movies and count all the battles, but only the ones with the Turtles. It's Star Trek time, guys! Never did I expect another. April meets both Casey and Splinter's ancestor in a matter of seconds? Well, I have an answer. Just look at that. No, I wasn't, actually. (chuckles). The Shredder (Oroku Saki, Japanese: 小禄 咲) is a fictional supervillain who appears in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics and all of its related media. Then, there's the final fight with all the Turtles. This wasn't just a one-movie deal, this was gonna be a series. He braces it, aims it, then splits the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III" VHS tape in two. Fuck no. Did you know that in some countries, dung is used as a fuel source? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (also known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Animated Series, TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or TMNT 2003) (2003–09) is an American animated television series set in New York City that continues the adventures of the Ninja Turtle quartet, loosely based on the comic book series. comment. Not even regular shit. (Bores reviewed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 for the NES, and said that he disliked it.) The movie had no subtitle at all, while today, whenever I bring up the film, often people insist that there was a subtitle: Turtles in Time. And I guess they never finished him because you only see his upper body. 1:43. It just leaves you with a bad, bad feeling, like, this movie should not exist. and "Hey dude, this is no cartoon!" After finishing his review on the third movie the only way the Nerd will feel satisfied with himself is by destroying his Ninja Turtles 3 VHS tape. The original Ninja Turtles is one of the most annoying games I've ever played. Rate. Now, to top off the whole thing and carry on in the tradition of Splinter telling a joke at the end, what did they do? anymore. 16:36. He like, implodes into himself. The Nerd: (Sighs) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III... (The tape starts falling out. Michelangelo: What if we make, like, a cosmic u-turn and end up back in Godzilla-Land? STAR-FILLED SKY - NIGHT 1 Studio logo transitions into a CONSTELLATION in space. Watch what happens when Walker hits the water. Angry Video Game Nerd. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The Nerd: And boy, do we have some great fun planned today. Rock 'n' roll! Oh, my God, they do. comment. Play Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III – The Manhattan Project (NES) classic game online in your browser, Play Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III – The Manhattan Project for Nintendo emulator online Free, Famicom games. Some of it aired on the USA Network on weekday mornings. Cowa-fuckin'-piece-of-dog-shit! You can say that you're already in suspense as soon as the movie begins. Alright, alright, I'm back. Well, we can count that as one final battle. We don't want him, we want the Turtles." Games Movies TV Video. The Nerd: In 1990, all this Turtle craze would soar to a higher new level. "He's cool, but rude!" Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (sometimes with the subtitle Turtles in Time) is a 1993 martial arts superhero comedy film written and directed by Stuart Gillard.Based on the fictional superhero team the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it is the sequel to the film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) and is the final installment of the original trilogy. Get it? ), (He smashes video until all of it is smashed to bits, and he sighs angrily. Now … I remember actually havin' dreams about gonna see Turtles III, and then wakin' up and bein' pissed off that it wasn't real. The Nerd: Did you see that? It's awesome! Now, Super Shredder was awesome because he was like a monster. Alright. The Nerd: To understand how it was such a big let-down, I need to put you into the time. The Nerd: Cowabunga. You feel like you're watching some cliché samurai movie. Even worse is his voice! 3. Would there be a Turtles IV? I'm serious, this movie's totally whacked. Well, I kinda hate to admit it, but when they're dancing at Tarzan Boy, that's the highlight of the movie. Le Mondial 1986, le chef-d'oeuvre de Diego Maradona - Foot - … Rock 'n' roll! Give up your weapon. I'm a Turtle, and I can't get up! ", Splinter: I made another funny! The second one's funny. The Nerd: So, who's the villain in this movie? The Nerd: Okay, the line was bad enough, but look at how the Turtles react to it, like, "Yeah, he really told him off." And check out James & Mike … Guess that's why they're turtles. The plot of the film was inspired by the infamous history of the 1982 video game E.T. Nothing can prepare you for this. What happened at the end of Batman? The Nerd: It's amazing how it went downhill. You're just watching some pointless scene with samurais on a horse. But, back to my question, "Why was there no subtitle in the movie?" But, too bad, make way for this samurai and this guy on a horse. And of all the rats that can be crawling around that dungeon, how's that one just happen to be it? And I gotta say, all the planets must have lined up. Before he goes into a deep review on the film, he talks a little about the impact the franchise had in America while going over the first two movies. Shockingly, that’s classic AVGN in the modern age. Kimofuddes. My point, is that this is the worst fuckin' movie I've ever seen in my life! The Nerd: What? So, we all thought that this was gonna be the live-action version of Bebop and Rocksteady. The movie shouldn't have taken place in ancient Japan! No! Like, watching it actually makes me cringe. At this moment, the theater just erupts into a high-pitched wail, kids screaming and applauding, just, you know, going crazy. You-you don't mean--? But Turtles III takes this cliché to a whole new level. Did he really say that? In the first movie, they only fought humans. (The Nerd takes movie, looks at it, then sets on floor before taking out a katana. There's no way the turtles could even fight him. I can re-edit it right now. I'm sure that's what he meant, too, right? … The Nerd: Is this movie made for little kids? No, you don't! AVGN Addeddate 2018-02-08 04:37:21 Identifier TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles3HD Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.3. plus-circle Add Review. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 HD by AVGN. And then, just to push the scene over the edge of mockery, they have this rat creep in, and April says: April O'Neil: Yeah, you look familiar, too. AVGN - TMNT 3 Special Movie Review (Part 1) - Swesub - YouTube No! The Nerd: (Groans) I'm sorry for playing that again, that's really terrible. Donatello: Not necessarily, Raph. A licensed game, it was based on the 1984 Mirage Comics and the 1987–1996 Fred Wolf Studios animated television series of the same name. Well, bottom line, it was the definitive turtle movie. The wait was fuckin' killin' me. Mitsu! 1 Official Description 2 Plot 3 Splinter's Wisdom 4 Character Debuts 5 Quotes 6 Production 7 Primary AnimationPrimary AnimationPrimary AnimationPrimary AnimationPrimary AnimationStoryboard AnimaticStoryboard AnimaticPrimary … Oh, Raph, come on. The Nerd: (In high-pitched tone with a sock puppet) Hey, what's that, April? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles In Time Script Prince Kenshin, you must turn back. Rate. You first play it and think: "Well, this can't be too bad. Number 5: Raphael: Did you hear what he called me, Leo?! Not only are all four Turtles in the frame, every one of them's up in the air. 8.3 (200) 0. But this one just takes it another step to obscurity. Are you sure? Rate. to all the kids who were waiting so anxiously to see their favorite characters on the big screen. Do you feel like you're watching a Ninja Turtles movie? You HAVE had some good gems like when you did that bizarre PS4 wild animal game whatever it’s called and you did well with Macaulay Caulkin in the home alone video. I'm not finished with you! Now, he comes back in the second movie alive and well. I mean, come on! The Loop (TV) With a shitty ending. (A clip of April delivering the final kick to Shredder is shown) But in this film, it really only happens once at the end. AVGN Fan-Fiction Episode: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 - The Manhattan Project. And they find out who Shredder really is, Splinter flips him over the rail where he falls to his doom, the foot clan falls, everything's resolved at the end, all the loose ends tied, there's no way there would be a sequel, right? I forgot to mention that part. But the third movie begins in ancient Japan, and you know that at this point, it doesn't have anything to do with the turtles yet. The Nerd: What an assload of fuck! 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