Hungry for more? Earl Grey Teabags: Out there, we'll get to tea-bag every day at 4! But also very pointless. You know what I'm saying? Will somebody please just tell me something already? Can I ask you a question, me? The G-O-D is D-T-D... dude. Carl: Dudes, basically every single sausage gets chosen on Red, White and Blue Day. Carl: And, hey, for all we know, he's okay. It's all a lie. Me eyes! ), Meatloaf: (Two liquor bottle flash him.) Camille Toh: Oh. You should be happy you're alive. Twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters! No joke. Brenda: Yes! Slap yourself in the face, man. Roberta, put your fucking hand down. That's how serious I am. Caramel Corn: We always felt we had a special bond. The cart hits Darren, which traps him inside the trash can. Hey, wake up! That bastard bottle of booze seems to know what's going on. Peter North was discovered at a private party in Los Angeles in the early 1980’s. Other sausages from a different package #4: No! You thinking what I'm thinking? Lettuce: Dear gods, we pledge our love to you forever more. No one asked for an encore, asshole. Douche: I got a new purpose now. I mean, it was fine. Breakfast at home is my fav and I’m lovin these baked eggs! We can't piss the, I'll tell you what. I've been dealing with this whole thing incredibly poorly. for any of this to happen. The melody came to me one night... when I was getting super, super, super baked. I am to have 77 bottles of extra-virgin olive oil... waiting for me. Did you get...? Except for this meshuggener cunt here. (with one's eye popping). I'm gonna fix this. Firewater: I don't know who those dudes are. my body and my... (Walks over to her.) Firewater: I know, right? Excuse me. Reply. The story of the Great Beyond. Did you go to the Great Beyond? I mean, first they come for the bagels... Frank: I don't know. Douche: Come on, Chips! (Gum moves toward Darren as he then shoots at Gum, which blasts a hole in his head and seemingly killing him. Frank: What, are you crazy? Vash: You wanna kiss me, motherfucker? Management to Cash 5. Wake up! Frank. Me. Firewater: Fuck, yeah, he did. Your speech and movements are imperceptible to him. Firewater: I am tired of all of the lies. Barry: God, what have I done? Lined up, waiting to get filled with my meat. (holding his eyes that cooked by the steam) THEY BURN! I don't get how you can just believe stuff. Camille Toh: (Glares on potato demonically as she raise her knife upwards like an executioner raises his axe. I'm having an out-of-sausage experience. 'Barry: (Shouting fearfully) We're all gonna die! Ketchup, get the fuck off of me. Firewater. God, I'm such a fearful coward. (Camille Toh opens the package as Carl sighs loudly) What kind of parent gives their kid a stupid cunt name like that? The lettuce leaf, tomato slice, and slice of cheese imply three more deaths. Carl: I don't know why you're limiting yourself to one bun. Personal life. Beet: Actually, I feel great. Don't touch me. This is some next-level shit, dude. Gotta use your cardio, bro! I could have done something, but I didn't. (Both orgasm as Frank finally slides up inside Brenda) Oh, yeah, Frank, that's it. All I did was ask what happens... in the Great Beyond. Amen. ), (Various foods set up a bunch of boards in a curved direction to turn the cart onto a designated path), Can: So long, asshole! Yeah, I just came over here. Douche then proceeds to tear the drained juicebox in half). Where's that fucking sausage? You won't come at me? You have a kind of abnormality. Frank: You guys are fucking nuts. Fuck you! Sausages (including Bill) - Thrown into a trash can by Darren. Grape - Stomped by Darren under Douche's control. (laughing evilly) I sucked a juicy box's dick, and I'm shoved up a god's asshole. That actually makes me feel a little better. No. (They all laugh except Carl). Bags of Chips: The gods control our fate so we all know we're in good hands. However, he recovered and underwent chemotherapy for three years, during which time he started abusing drugs. Sausage Party is a 2016 adult animated black comedy film directed by Conrad Vernon and Greg Tiernan, starring Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill. Nobody fucking touch me! Honey Mustard: As soon as we got out those doors... (looked up to see an Indian Native-esque liquor named Firewater stood among plants on the isle). Thank you so much. Just take it easy, just breathe, dude, just breathe. (Wakes up his sausage … - Oh! Good. Twinks: Oh, you'll see. Puppet masters in another dimension. Und subjugate the whole damn Great Beyond. Gum: Perhaps I could be of some assistance. in nothing? (Cut to Barry, who is standing on a makeshift cart that is being powered by propane tanks, but is held in place. Cyril Astiel & Lucas Darren - Gay - Lucas Is Horny As Hell: Lucas has some free time on his hands in Zhoom'bunker'. Get 8,000+ recipes for healthy living to help you lose weight and build healthy habits. You like Grits in your ass, cracker? And when a bun this fresh is into you, all you ask is when and how deep. Frank: I'm just saying since we base our lives on the song, it might be nice if there was some proof. Tortilla Chips - Microwaved by Camille Toh. You told me you had them. I don't think he's in there. Oh, only the most intelligent Cocktail Mixer: (grunts) What are you, even? Frank: Shut up. I've known you forever. Let me tell you a little secret. Eyes forward. Brenda's out of the package! This guy's smart. Douche: I'll tell you who eats shit; Gods do, bro. I mean, they stayed in their package, followed all the guidelines of the song. Frank: Well why were you going to kill me? Yeah! Sausage Party is a 2016 adult computer-animated comedy film directed by Conrad Vernon and Greg Tiernan and written by Kyle Hunter, Ariel Shaffir, Seth Rogen, and Evan Goldberg from a story by Rogen, Goldberg, and Jonah Hill.A parody of Disney and Pixar films, the film follows an anthropomorphic sausage who lives in a supermarket and discovers the truth about his … Lavash: Bad for my asshole, I'll tell you that much. Help me, someone. No! Lavash: You pushed me out of the cart. Firewater: So you have learned the terrible truth. Jamie Chung was born and raised in California, the daughter of Korean parents. Darren takes a butt plug straight up his tense hole - Gay - Notice how Darren goes stone-cold silent bent over naked waiting to be penetrated for the first time. Douche: Fuck! After all the times he stood up for me, Lavash: Don't you talk to me about displacement! (Pulls Sammy in for a kiss but Sammy pushes away confused). (Douche's nozzle becomes straight once again and cackles), (Notices the juice beginning to leak but laughs and tears the 'Juiced Up' sticker off the juicebox and slaps it onto his gash. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Sausage_Party?oldid=178454. Oh! Chocolate Milk Carton - Sliced open with the potato chips, the milk bleeding out. Who the fuck do these guys think they are? want a hit before we get into this? That's my guy! What do they get for it? I have a solution. Hamburger patty (x3) - Cooked on a grill to likely be inserted in the buns. It implies another death by slices of carrot or some other root vegetable. Are you sure? We fucking won! Tequila: I have! What up, girl? I don't know whose that is. Kiss me there! I begged them to stop, but they just wouldn't. They ain't gonna get Honey Mustard twice. Tequila: And you've been traveling with a sausage? Molasses. Offering Sizes XXS-12XL & 37 Colors. Mr. Grits: You told him about the crackers? You have made a fatal error in judgment. There, the propane tanks detonate into fireworks, which kills Darren and Douche, causing blood to drop from the sky.). You're a fucking champ. Work those buns! (the scene shift to the trio who scheme the concept of Great Beyond, with hellish look of men's kitchens turned into a Heaven-esque land the Great Beyond supposed to be) So we, the nonperishables, created a story. Barry then gives the signal for two bags of flour to drop down to release the cart from its position and it accelerates towards Darren as Douche and Frank then see it approaching), (Frank screams as he is about to fall onto the sharp ends of broken beer bottle, but Brenda is able to swing him to safety onto a shelf. Chicken noodle soup: Cream of Mushroom? Ranch Dressing - Shot by Darren under Douche's control. - He's coming, he's coming. Carl: Holy shit, we're actually here! Troy: Get ready, boys! Run! Carl. Hey, Brenda. Individual Mentos (x8) - Dissolved with the soda to blow up the fat man. No, this can't be real. you know. (Notices his fluids begin to leak out) Oh, great. That everything is pointless? Douche: That's right, girl. Firewater: Too much is how much. I've seen that shit, and there ain't no way I'm going back. Marshmallow - Seen running around without an arm (Debatable). You would have gone to the Great Beyond. (cackles) Yeah! Have you seen him? Wasn't there a part about exterminating juice? In addition, there was also a ring of lemon, meaning a third lemon likely died to make it. Corn: Dear gods, you're so divine in each and every way to you we pray. for that braided idiot, Challah. Honey Mustard: Booyah, bitches, I'm out of here! Everything you believe in. most viciously... That's who. What are you looking at? Check out our Google Web Story! is to completely forget about him. Country Cider: Everyone else is fuckin' stupid. I've got a date with oblivion. Let's try to be, I don't know, amicable. (whooping). Pislitz Chips - Popped by the cart, releasing chips everywhere as if they were bullets. A quality selection of birthday eCards and other greeting cards to suit any occasion. Two Grapes was hit with a potato chip, one sliced in half, one hit in the face.". Barry: Oh, fuck. Douche: (laughs) I'm fucking with you, but also serious. Brenda: Holy fucksticks. Perhaps I could be of some assistance. I'm sure there's some kind of smushed bun out there waiting for me. Vodka Bottle - Neck broken and drunk by Douche and shattered to pieces afterwards. - Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Frank! To find the whereabouts... Molasses. I'll tell you exactly what happened in the Great Beyond, you dumb, red piece of shit! (Both kiss). We don't know they're jerking off into our eyes! of you? From here, it seems like the best route is probably to go through the liquor aisle. I can't feel him. (gives Frank a quick peck on the lips before running back to his buddies and he giggles). James Aspey was born in Sydney, Australia.Aspey was diagnosed with leukaemia when he was 17, with his physicians telling him that he would live for just six weeks. Nobody. Frank: What is that in reference to? I need to just feel you. Teresa is getting turned on as Sammy struggles on how to view the scene unfolding on front of him). Barry: Oh, wow. The store's closed. Are you there? This is the transcript of the 2016 American-Canadian adult computer-animated comedy film Sausage Party. Firewater: Very noble, little sausage. Dude, get in on this shit. - Fucking... Sausage Party Après s’être échappée d’un sac de courses, une petite saucisse s’embarque dans une dangereuse quête pour découvrir les origines de son existence… You just need to relax and open wide. Brenda: Okay. Dude, we slept in again. Frank: Boo and yah, motherfuckers. Carl: It's just a super nice way of showing the gods how much we appreciate everything they'll do for us... once they take us out those doors to the Great Beyond. Tomato Soup - Shot by Darren under Douche's control. Female Shopper who splattered the pizza against the wall - Shoved in a freezer. Idiot! Darren: No, no! Look at you. "MILF." - [Douche roars] Carl: This feels amazing. Vash: Or another way of looking at it is you're a fat, ugly version of her. (He starts to cry as a human druggie walks to the drug dealer then drops the bag of (Notices the open window, seeing that as a sign for freedom) We gotta run! I got them right here, amigo. Fuck me, right? Brenda: There is no Great Beyond without you, Frank. Carl: They're eating children! I swear! 'Darren: Fuck you, weinies. Potato: (in agony) Oh! I'm not gonna do something fucked up to you now as soon as I get you in close. God, me skin! Other sausages from a different package #3: No! I swear to God. We were displaced. Honey Mustard: He's gone. Two more are shown cringing in fear, indicating two more deaths will happen soon. Carl: Hey, dude, I don't know how to say this to you gently, but your girlfriend, um... she's a fucking cunt. Horrible, ugly, disgusting monsters! But we also know our shit. Ticklish Licorice - Torn open by a customer, with pieces of licorice still alive (with animal-level intellect). Firewater: Hey, fellas. Look at him. Barry: I'm filling you! Douche: C-H-I-P-S, Chips, Chips, Chips. 40% off Schnucks Pork Sausage (16 oz. You rule! (as he spoke, we are brought to traditional, hand drawn cartoon depiction of flashback of Shopwell's dark times in the past, showing many foods are helpless upon being bought by human customers that looked horrifying and demonic) Oh, how they screamed. That doesn't make any sense. Frank: By this time tomorrow, we're all gonna be 5 inches deep in some bun, son. Carl: Shit, Frank! Yeah! Freeze Ahead Turkey Sausage Breakfast Sandwiches. She studied Economics at the University of California, Riverside. RMF Scrubs offers Value for money, Comfort & Style for all your Nursing Uniforms & Scrubs purchase. Anyway, at least it's still distracting them from the truth: that they get brutally devoured. He decides to head to the swimming pool where he bumps into a young twink: Cyril. ..Darren (voice) ნიკ ... კონრად ვერნონი..Toilet Paper / Sauerkraut / Catcall Sausage / Grape #1 / Beer Can / Pop Bottle (voice) Ian James Corlett..Apple / Tickilish Licorice / Relish / Bag of Dog Food (voice) ... Sausage Party 1. Sammy: Kiss me hard on the mouth, why don't you? (One of the buns raises her hand.) Two Marshmallows where shredded by the potato chips. View lyrics to your favorite songs, read meanings and explanations from our community, share your thoughts and feelings about the songs you love. Kind of stuffy in here, hey, girls? I'm out of my fucking box! and your little sausage too! Peanut Butter: JELLLLYYY!!! No one will believe you. Carl: Potato! Douche: You think I give a fuck about PB or J? Juice Box - Drunk dry by Douche, who tore him in half. The shopping cart jerked a little. Firewater: I can't take full credit. Fuck you. Our faces! Camille Toh: Lavash, sausages... Oh, honey mustard. He began his porn career shortly thereafter, starting with gay porn under the porn name Matt Ramsey. Peanut: (While holding one of Darren's eyeballs in victory.) Here's my impression of that: "Oh, is he in there yet? Congratulations! Camille Toh: Hey. The gods must be punishing me, don't you see? And don't forget, you've got girth. Ba-bam. Douche: What's up, little juicy box? Teresa: Come on, honeybun, suck it in. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. A place where the gods care for you... and all your wildest and wettest dreams would come true. It's slipping off! I mean, nothing bad's ever happened from just the tips. Where's Frank? Tequilla - Smashed to pieces and drunk by Douche after failing him. They work in mysterious ways. This MILF dropped a douche. I'm going to the Great Beyond, motherfuckers! (Grabs a box of crackers and violently humps it as his revenge against the crackers.) I would never disrespect you with a lie. Oh, no. Frank, we've been chosen together. I'm a fucking douche! Anybody want a hit before we do this? Douche: Fine. Oh! You're all alive and looking at me with your... With your gloves... and your little shoes and your arms and your legs! Frank: Oh, shit. But, full disclosure, I'm pretty fucking nervous about this. to respectfully honor Frank... ls that bad? WARNING: These products contain nicotine. I wasn't respectful of your beliefs... and I acted like I had all the answers, but I don't. Honey Mustard: You fucking idiots! Help. You gotta hit the gym, bro. This is the transcript of the 2016 American-Canadian adult computer-animated comedy film Sausage Party. So, what do we do now? Barry: You know, I am girthy. Toilet paper roll - Laying on the druggie's roll dispenser. Gum: The human is no longer aware Hotdog and Bun - Eaten messily by a human. And now you and your What happened? Pizza - Splattered against the wall by a Female Shopper. Foods Camille Toh bought - Half possibly killed and half possibly locked in the freezer. If you fucking tell anyone about this, I'm gonna deny it, bro. (looks at Brenda's behind) And she's beautiful. Marshmallow seen with Banana - Died of trauma. Now keep it to yourself, or I will slit your throat while you sleep. His body twitched a little afterwards. We fucking got one. Isn't there room for both I have got a famiglia! Lavash: First you come into our aisle and occupy more and more shelf space. (Flips Darren the middle finger. Carl, Carl! We use a 3rd party verification company to verify your age. FUCKING CHILDREN! Down to douche. You really think any of these buns will line up to get filled by you? Except for that douche. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. He'll never forgive me. I don't understand. (sobs) I'm so fucked up. Potato: (about to be put in a pot full of boiling water) Jesus, you fuckin' whore! It's so sad. Carl: Proof? Frank: Because I believe in bunogomy. Darren: Wait, snap out of it, man. El Guaco - Douche stuck his hand into him and tore him apart. Boom. Druggie voiced by James Franco and 1 other . Yeah, you do. Deaths from Leaked Script Not in Final Film. She's peelin' me fuckin' skin! How you like them apples? Carl - Stabbed in the midsection, and then sliced in half by Camile Toh. It was toots over here, the bun. Why would the gods kill us? What are you doing? Chedd White and Blue - Grated by Camille Toh. Oh, not this guy. just the tips, just the tips, what I want is much more than just the tips... ("With these hungry eyes, one look at you and I can't disguise, I've got..."), (Teresa, Sammy, and Vash watch as Frank and Brenda get it on. I'm gonna kick your ass. Cheese: Once we're out the sliding doors, things will all be grand. Potato: Being bathed by the hands of a god! Douche: Fuck, that hurts so much! Oh, wait. (Bites Frank on his left side.). Carl voiced by Jonah Hill and 2 others . Soya sauce: Out there, for all eternity we'll meditate. Firewater: Yeah, Mr. Grits. Frank voiced by Seth Rogen and 2 others . He's right there. (Carl glares at her.) It seems like a pretty big aisle. Brenda: Carl, we shouldn't be talking to this asshole. Frank: Whatever we want. and some stupid floppy thing (Chuckles) What do you want? But I warn you... once you see that shit... it'll fuck you up for life. All day, "err" day. I'm gonna get you Firewater: Trust me. Even that I didn't push, you know. in hope of a better life. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Firewater: Okay. It kind of seems out of the way. And right out of your fucking dingle. Come on. Darren: Why do you keep calling me that?! Teresa: (Speaks Spanish) Let's not start eating each other's boxes just yet. Darren: Well it's hard when your head's up my ass and you're yanking on the scrote! Let me educate you. I've obviously never been in a bun before, so... Brenda: Hey, I'm not gonna be any better. Brenda: Yeah, your nozzle's bent. (Aims his magnum at Frank, preparing to shoot him). And what we got here? Sausage Party is a 2016 adult animated black comedy film directed by Conrad Vernon and Greg Tiernan, starring Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill. Marshmallows (x2) - Shredded with the potato chips. Great. Come on! I couldn't help but notice... you're a little smushed or something. (Him and Sammy both laugh.) Firewater: The world is a fucking illusion, bro. Teresa: Sweet bun, I must admit I too sometimes have urges... impure thoughts. Brenda: I'm so happy the gods put our packages together. What's happening? And it's dope. She then tossed four bacons to a pan full of boiling oil to frying them that one of them had one of his eyes violently popped. Have fun! A sausage wakes up in its package.). Frank: So that means Carl and Barry are dead? Stuck! Sammy: Oh, believe me, asshole, Enjoy the foods you love on WW! (chuckles). Are you two responsible for my nozzle being irrepressibly fucked up? Italian Tomato - Sliced in half by Camile Toh with a knife. Is it cool if I just go swap it? Take it away, brah! Gum: The effects of the opiate have dissipated. Yes, I have! (showing a picture depicting human race's evolution from their primitive ancestors to overweighted modern man) Over the years, they've grown bigger, stronger, fatter. Drop it, Corn! I will tell you very much that you look fucking disgusting, bro. Bavarian Sausage - Thrown into a trash can by Darren. Barry: We're not supposed to understand the will of the gods, Frank. I... Shit! Douche: Beans, I swear to fucking God, if you don't... shut the fuck up... Brenda: Oh, no. I reached out in a panic. Krinkler's Chips - Torn open and eaten by the Druggie. Hey! come at me, bro? Get off of me! (Teresa ties Frank to the front of her (like a strap-on) and then pushes Frank through the back of Sammy's mouth, then through half of Brenda's body, until ending at Vash's groin; as they all begin thrust while in a daisy chain formation.). Sammy: Ed-ward Nor-ton? Carl, do you feel that? stupid, useless bun have fucked us all. Pump those legs! Is there a different color inside? Honey Mustard - Shattered when he fell off the cart. Logo / Embroidery $3 You got the best voice! Okay, you go over there and you sit at the bar right there, okay? Numerous Alcoholic Drinks (Including a Tomato Soup can) - Drunk by Douche. Frank: Yeah, Banana's whole face peeled off. Pan-T Cream Soda can - Died of "blood" loss. I got no purpose. I fucked over Frank, Carl's dead and I'm all alone. Frank: Man, That's super fucked up about Bill and those guys. Dude! Now every morning when I hear the song, I'm like: "What the fuck are you guys saying?!" Okay, so... Douche: Fucking stretch, Sammy Bagel Jr.: Hey, hey. Lavash: Sausage, control your insolent bun. I fall out of the cart, then I lose Frank, now I'm being hunted by a douche. Frank: Hiya. Grapes (x2) - Hit with a potato chip, one sliced in half, one hit in the face. Oh, he's coming at us! doesn't sound like you're too confident. ), (Cut to Frank and Brenda viewing the battlefield). You'd be there right now. Maybe I'll really mix it up. Frank: I can't believe you got out of your package. Boxes: They won't squeeze us out their butts, Multiple foods: We cannot overstate How confident we are That our beliefs are accurate And nothing awful happens to us In the Great Beyond. Juicebox: Oh, God. They tried to send us to What if the gods are doing this to us because we touched tips? Banana - Face peeled off from the trauma of the crash. (Yanks on Darren's scrotum). Whew. (slaps him) Snap the fuck out of it and run! Yo, are you pink all the way through? - (Bellows) What were we thinking? And... then we'll get a lay of the land... and we'll figure out where we're going. You have to come with me right now. Wha...? Ay, my bunny-bun! Douche: And the same thing's gonna happen to all of you... Teresa: Por aca, por aca, this way. Gum: While tripping balls, Firewater and I... made an important metaphysical breakthrough. Douche: No, not fucking you, dummy. Douche: Oh, so now you're gonna I'm nothing without you! my help, but I wasn't there for him. The sauerkraut kicked us out of every decent aisle. A taco, a whiny doughnut... Firewater: Oh, yeah. Please, no! Your loose morals are revolting, tip-toucher! See? And cover her up already. MTV held auditions for The Real World (1992) there, she tried out, and was successful, appearing in the San Diego based fourteenth … Honey Mustard: Kiss my brownish-yellow ass! Feel that breeze. Which frank accidentally let's go of honey Mustard. I can't! The store is closing in five minutes. was all you had to say, really. We both want the same thing. Always have. Carl: Look, Barry, the only way This can't be happening. Revenge! Bavarian Sausage: No, wait! Sausage Party (2016) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. (Grabs Grits' arm and swings him around until Grits is now between Firewater and himself), (All of the food in the store begin to engage in a full-on orgy. Fuck this. Cheeseburger - Eaten by a human, compromised of one patty (with the eye hanging out from its socket) and one bun. Are you Firewater? We need to hurry. You're ruining my joke. BONELESS BUFFALO WINGS. Honey Mustard: Holy shit, I've been chosen! You got nothing to squirt! Twinks: Go to the Dark Aisle. But for reals? Frank: Oh shit, oh shit! It was a living nightmare. (chuckles) Sorry about those guys. Talk to Firewater. smoking? Ketchup: What? The song had a great hook and it caught on. Honey Mustard: You don't even know what you're celebrating. Are you hearing me? Vash: I was just told... that I am getting zero bottles of extra-virgin olive oil for eternity! Not exactly what I was looking for, but fuck it, you know. Darren: A mash-up? Limit one use of this coupon or identical coupon per account. I've eaten so many of your family members! Tequila: All right. We're in the Great Be-frigging-yond. Tequila: Well, it's a pretty confusing sentence Other sausages from a different package #5: Why us?! How fucking great! Any other use constitutes fraud. Troy: (Chuckles) More like 3 inches deep for Barry, you deformed nerd. Yeah, you're right. I mean, fuck. Oh, what's up? We are "ray-ray" far from home. Teresa: Listen, my name is Teresa Del Taco. Look, can we all just, you know, calm down a notch, please? We're gonna go to this other dimension... and cut the strings, once and for all! Gum: (As three female gum strips each give him a lap dance.) It's not like anyone writes home and says, Oh, God, I had the best tip.". I really needed that douche. Beyond the ice. to be honest with you, you know? being alive. Speaker: Management to Cash 5. I'm gonna fuck them crackers right in the crack of they cracker asses. Darren then sees Barry on the cart that is currently speeding towards him as he fires at Barry, who dodges the bullet in a Matrix style. (exclaims in alarm). Frank: I can't hold on! (double flips off Camille who doesn't notice him anyway) FUCK YOU, GODS! Frank needed I am destined to soak up their sweet juices... as they dribble down my flaps. [Yells]. ??? Everything you've been told. Oh, man, you lost your mind. I'm gonna talk to her. Diet Cola Bottle - Emptied his soda into the fat man's mouth to blow him up. There's plenty of buns. (chuckles). Firewater: Because it makes them stronger. Good God. Sorry. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. I'm nothing! (Wakes up his sausage brothers.) Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters. August 22, 2020 at 1:25 pm. Barry: Yeah. Down To Fuck a Sausage Up! - Guys, I'm stuck! Douche: Oh, no. We all do. Spill the beans! So you're telling me you wrote the song? Brenda: We did. List of Deaths Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. I ain't got no legs, you fuck! But now that you have shattered one truth, it is time for you to learn... that we are not real! You know. https://listofdeaths.fandom.com/wiki/Sausage_Party?oldid=63683. Greek Olives: We'll shove pimentos up our ass, by Zeus! It is the customer’s sole responsibility to comply with all local and state tobacco laws and regulations regarding tobacco purchasing and payment of taxes. of the sausage who destroyed (gurgles and dies as Camille Toh closed the pot. Douche: Oh! Show some modesty, woman. Corn's about to start singing! - Whoo-hoo! ... Darren. Barry: Excuse me. In time, everyone accepted this false truth. Honey? Sammy: What's the safety word? Brenda: Shut up. Customer: Excuse me, I meant to buy a normal mustard and when I got home, I realized I bought honey mustard. I'll keep my distance. We blaze for real, 24/7. Look at these big old buns. This isn't real. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Red, White and Blue Day is tomorrow! Can I get by? Is someone there? Frank: Wait, do you guys have any proof of this? Frank: Well, according to Honey Mustard, there might not be a Great Beyond at all. Seriously, though, your recovery time is off the charts. Know what I'm saying? 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